-=> Sean Rima wrote to Mortar M. <=-

 Ar>> consists on playfully nibbling my ass.
 MM> Imagine walking into the middle of that conversation.  
 SR> ROTFL 

An old farmer walks into town to the feed 'n' seed store and buys a rooster, a 
baby chick, and a donkey.  The
store owner tells the farmer if the donkey stops walking, he has to stop and 
scratch just above the donkey's
tail and it'll start walking again.

So the farmer loads up everthing on the donkey and starts riding the donkey 
home when the donkey stops.  At
that same time, a pretty young thing in a convertible sports car pulls up and 
asks the farmer if he needs help.

He says to the young girl: "Could you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch 
my ass?"

(I should've put that in MIN_DEBATE but I think we're all adults here...)

-- The Sean Who Thinks He's Funny (Looking)

... After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

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 * Origin: Outpost BBS * Johnson City, TN (618:618/1)