Hmm, it appears that a modification will have to be made with the message
posting page with VADV-PHP to work correctly with the random taglines.  Sorry
about the last three posts with the rediculous tagline 

Chris

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����            Never let a machine know you're in a hurry                ۲��
����       Political Promises-oxymorons believed in by Democrats.         ۲��
����             Failure is the path of least persistence.                ۲��
����      SLEEP:that fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off       ۲��
����                 Do not remove under penalty of law.                  ۲��
����         Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.            ۲��
����            One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.              ۲��
����                  !!     Just say NO to 2400      !!                  ۲��
����           This isn't a tagline. It just looks like one.              ۲��
����                 Grow your own dope, plant a female!                  ۲��
����                   Police Tagline.  Do not cross.                     ۲��
����      You've obviously been educated beyond your intelligence.        ۲��
����          grep..grep..grep... (Frog w/UNIX stuck in throat)           ۲��
����               ����h�� �C�hanks for hanging up, dear.                ۲��
����             Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ...               ۲��
����             Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE              ۲��
����       I'm in search of myself ...  Have you seen me anywhere?        ۲��
����         Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:           ۲��
����             Only the mediocre are always at their best.              ۲��
����         The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain.            ۲��
����           Don't drink and park: accidents cause people.              ۲��
����             Black holes are where God divided by zero.               ۲��
����                 You want me to pay for bug fixes???                  ۲��
����               If Q were castrated, would he become O?                ۲��
����      Stupidity got us into this mess; why can't it get us out?       ۲��
����                   In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly                  ۲��
����                      IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD();                      ۲��
����          If idiots could fly, Bill Clinton would be a 747            ۲��
����      Handwritten on a condom machine; "This gum tastes funny"        ۲��
����                 Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.                   ۲��
����         This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute           ۲��
����              He who hesitates is trampled by the mob.                ۲��
����                    You are HERE   ----> ! <----                      ۲��
����          Life would be easier if I had the source code.              ۲��
����       Press <Ctrl-Alt-Del> now to access the pirate software.        ۲��
����                Programs get overlaid, why can't I?                   ۲��
����      Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!         ۲��
����         --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--            ۲��
����            Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.               ۲��
����       ... and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped         ۲��
����           Psychoceramics: The study of liberal crackpots             ۲��
����                From the land of graft and corruption!                ۲��
����             Sure, I've used OS/2.  But I didn't inhale!              ۲��
����              This tagline is free with this message!!                ۲��
����      3 kinds of people: Those who can count; those who can't.        ۲��
����                      .aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN                      ۲��
����              ZIHM-   ���umop ap!s-dn �ON SI SIH� `ON                 ۲��
����         Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative            ۲��
����               Don't recall us...we'll recall you....                 ۲��
����          No more Clinton/Gore, they screwed us all in '94!           ۲��
����        If it's working OK, then something's GOTTA be wrong!          ۲��
����                   Programmers do it top down...                      ۲��
����      We want peaceful relations, or we'll blow up your country       ۲��
����               "Illiterate? ... Write for FREE help."                 ۲��
����        It depends on which end he tries he tries to light...         ۲��
����       This tagline was filmed before a live studio audience.         ۲��
����               How do I set my Laser Printer to "Stun"?               ۲��
����           Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid.            ۲��
����           If it's useless, it will have to be documented.            ۲��
����             To iterate is human, to recurse is divine!               ۲��
����      Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.       ۲��
����               Do you like me for my brain, or my BAUD?               ۲��
����      The total destruction of civilization can really ruin you       ۲��
����             Trees are the #1 cause of forest fires...                ۲��
����          Data, data everywhere, and not a nibble to byte!            ۲��
����      Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer        ۲��
����    WARNING!  No user serviceable characters inside this tagline.     ۲��
����              IBM - Making Tommorow's Mistakes Today!!!               ۲��
����        Oral sex: the cannibalization of the next generation.         ۲��
����                 hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?                     ۲��
����   The Borg assimilated me, and all I got was this stupid T-shirt     ۲��
����             If its stupid and it works - its not stupid              ۲��
����              help1ican'tfindthespacebarnortheshiftkey1               ۲��
����                 Not tonight dear, I have a modem.                    ۲��
����   Windows 95 isn't a virus. A virus does what it's supposed to.      ۲��
����           Drop your carrier ... We have you surrounded!              ۲��
����              He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!                ۲��
����          Wake me when someone says something intelligent.            ۲��
����        This tagline is SHAREWARE!  To register, send me $10          ۲��